Today, I’m babysitting my niece. It’s 11 am and I think my eye is already twitching…
There are times when I wish I had someone to cuddle with, hold hands, spend time and share secrets… Then there are times when I wish I had someone to just talk to, complain about life or fangirl with… But most of the time I just wish I could stop existing.
Matt: "If you had to select a fancy dress outfit for me, would you choose batman, superman or wonder woman?"
Matt: "That’s dark. I’m not a dark person, I’m the sunshine of your life."
Dom: "Well, I’d say Wonder Woman."
Matt: “That’s how he’d want to see me. Ever since I saw him bend over to get an injection in his bum, there’s been a strange energy between us (laughs). There’s definitely suspicion.”
I have 3 (three) post cards that I totally don’t need and willing to send anywhere. Does anyone want one? (And just so we’re clear: if you want one, you’ll need to write me your postal address) <3
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
We also already know which one is the evil twin.
From the conversations I’ve overheard I thought your sister was the evil twin (?)
The only thing I can do in Microsoft Word is type. Everything else can be summarized as: No, Microsoft Word! I didn’t ask for this! Pls stop! D:
While love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love.
(From what I understand, the police thought they heard a gunshot and started throwing tear gas into the crowd. Correct me if I’m wrong)